January 2012
rubiesncupcakes replied to your photo: Happy NYE to me. I wish I could tell you there’s…
We’ll have drunken shenanigans soon enough. Get some Bailey’s and shnapps in that milk!
I’m salivating just thinking about that combination. Hnngg. Drunken night soon, por favor.
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December 2011
I need more people to play Words With Friends with. My username is B1ggPapa. Help me, I’m lonely. :(
mom: I got Words With Friends
me: cool
mom: what's your username?
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: B1ggPapa
Dream boys.
Cacchinatory soubrette
Please don’t judge me.
I only like it when you call me big papa. I don’t love it.
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That shitty moment when you JUST finished painting...
Awlways. Awl de time.
STAY AWAY FROM ME. You’re stupid, and cocky, and I need you to leave me alone. I’ve been ignoring your texts for a reason, and that reason is I’m not interested. Wow, as if you’ve never been rejected. You really think my friends wouldn’t tell me all the things you’ve been saying about me? “She’s a slut.” Right. I’m a slut because I...
How I wish that was me with my hands on your waist while we dance in the moonlight. I wish it was me that you’ll call later on ‘cause you wanna say goodnight.
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